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- Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
- Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
- You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO, MWT & Hawken betas! Do it NOW, soldier!
- House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
- Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
- Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you? Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
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Juraian News Network
30th October 2012
MWO Open Beta, 1000 Kill Names, Organized Drops
MWO Open Beta is upon us. Is it ready? No. Regardless, this changes things for HJ. For those HJs who have been in the beta for quite some time and stuck with it, and especially those with Founders access, thank you for your dedication to Jurai and our primary game. Your experience and skill will be needed in the upcoming weeks and months to bring the rest of the house up to speed, and help them grind towards better unlocks, 'Mechs, and tech.
Along with the Beta going live, we wanted to open up 1000 kill names with all kills after open-beta counting. It is important to remember, though, that personal kills aren't as important as your team getting kills and wins, so we are going to count every 4 assists as a kill. Nevertheless, tracking team kills is tough, and we were hoping they'd leave the Stats so personal kill counts would be easy to track. Sadly, just hours after after the new website came online, they removed the Stats tab from Profiles. Thus, we will begin work on some sort of Stats Tracker, starting with kill counts. If you don't already have one and want to start earning towards your 1000 Kill Name, take a screenshot of every drop score screen where any HJ on your team gets kills, and file them away somewhere. (You can use FRAPS to take screenshots). We plan to have a section in your profile for adding to your kill counts (both kills and assists), hopefully in the near future. You'll be able to add up your kills and assists from your screen shots and put them in once it goes live, along with the date of the kills. Do keep those screen shots tho; we may need to ask about any days where you did particularly well in the kills scale. We are using an honor system, and we hope all will play fair, but we might need to ask you to 'back up' and big hauls.
I would like to take a moment to remind everyone to save MC for Mech Bay Slots. There are many 'Mechs you'll want in the future that aren't available now, and you'll need somewhere to put them.
Also, if you're thinking about a Hero 'Mech, please consider that YLW costs over $17 USD.
Now, I'm putting out a call to everyone to start scheduling and attending practice drops on a regular basis. We have about 2 more weeks of being able to drop with 8 people, then for a while we'll be limited to 4. I want us out there dominating, and getting our C-bills and EXP counts up as quickly as possible. You folks that are looking for more to do, so you can get promotions and qualify for a samurai family? Running some practices would be a great way to do that.
Also, we need to ramp up our recruiting efforts, and take the time to contact any idle HJs. Lance leaders: reach out to your lancemates that you haven't seen for a while. I'd like that done within the next week.
Now, let's go show this community why they don't want to cross House Jurai.
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<[HJ]PlaneRunner> AND! WE! LIKED IT!
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> They called us 'those idiots throwin' firecracker potatoes', or something like that. Only got one kill. A potatoe blew up in an Atlas' window, caused the pilot to jerk and trip.
<<WD>Archer> take a number
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<=RedNoseSting=> "merry christmas, here's a brand new IS unit!"
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA>: mumble
<[HJ]-Illusion>: How do you understand what anyone says then!? :
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]-Maxtac|Trialer> You mean flatten the land don't you?
<[HJ]-Arizona> yep
<[HJ]-Arizona> knock, knock
<[HJ]-Arizona> who's there?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow who?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow-boom
<[HJ]-Misato> occasionally lose a few on an ice cream run, but it was fine ice cream and well worth it.
<[HJ]-Illusion|AR> I don't the Polish people enter into it Stale
* [HJ]-Burning1 finds the quit message somehow ironic.
<[HJ]-Burning1> She changes her ass often.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Ermm...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Sorry, quit message...
<[HJ]-Burning1> ARG!
* [HJ]-Burning1 hates you all. :-P
<[HJ]-Evangelion>: insert scene from the hangover here
<[HJ]-Noriko> Isnt that subject that should be kept between you and your girlfreind Nexx?
<@[HJ]-Misato> Newcastle Ale. Very good brown fizzy stuff.
<[HJ]-GnuZ> a particularly unremarkable ale, Lynx.
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> it was sort of a unique situation this time
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> my saw broke down and even the magical techxpertise of Old Man Gary could make it go again
<&[HJ]-Haydon> a unique situation would be something like "every time I tried to get some work done, a grizzy bear came out of no where and unplugged my computer."
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<[HJ]-Burning1> Tommarow, they will return speeking japanese, sipping sake, and wondering where you hit the handcuffs.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Can you possibly risk so much?
<[HJ]-Burning1> Down with jurai - for the children's sake.
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