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  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.

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<[HJ]-Illusion>: What do we do for in-game Comms nowadays?
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA>: mumble
<[HJ]-Illusion>: How do you understand what anyone says then!? :
* GBD|Ophelia sets mode -wang [HJ]-Bayonet_KA
<[HJ]Chu-sa.Nexx> Im so upset! My twinky didnt have any cream filling today!
<[HJ]-Noriko> Isnt that subject that should be kept between you and your girlfreind Nexx?
<[HJ]-Belorion> How do we connect in what ever game we may or may not currently be playing in?
<[HJ]-OrcSoul> well if there's a satome or asagiri involved.. with many layers of protection
<[HJ]-Misato> But hey. I can solder. Would you prefer a frail old granny who can knit, or a wizened old crone who can solder and drill? huh?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Why do I bother keeping secrets in this unit?
<[HJ]-MageRooster> Socks Proxy, isn't that what Clinton cat hires to do his endorsements for him?
<[HJ]-Burning1> Your kids, are being subverted by a fundimentally evil, and perverted cult known as jurai...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Tommarow, they will return speeking japanese, sipping sake, and wondering where you hit the handcuffs.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Can you possibly risk so much?
<[HJ]-Burning1> Down with jurai - for the children's sake.
<Sir_Morson> Oh my God.. HJ, you are mother f*@$*(&@ers!
<Sir_Morson> FWL's
<Sir_Morson> Total Funds : -394,569,654 C-Bills
<Sir_Morson> I can't frikkin' jump! Now I gotta take out another loan.
<Sir_Morson> Son of a..
<BT-Barracuda> Haydon: u r a political bitch ;-)
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
<[HJ]-Scythe> What does he mean try? We run this fucking universe...
[HJ]Tenchi> Were like little plush dolls that kill...
<[HJ]-Nexx^Droid>: Chance of Nexx being awesome, 100%
<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<[HJ]-Utahraptor> sad, strange people
<[HJ]-Haydon> Strange?  HJ at your service, ma'am :)
<[HJ]-Sharkarn> ah nerd talk ...... im home :) 
<[HJ]-Arizona> I have this thing about liking to see the lay of the land before a battle
<[HJ]-Maxtac|Trialer> You mean flatten the land don't you?
<[HJ]-Arizona> yep
<[HJ]-Arizona> knock, knock
<[HJ]-Arizona> who's there?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow who?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow-boom
*** Quits: Vera (Quit: Kiss my ass, kiddies.)
* [HJ]-Burning1 finds the quit message somehow ironic.
<[HJ]-Burning1> She changes her ass often.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Ermm...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Sorry, quit message...
<[HJ]-Burning1> ARG!
* [HJ]-Burning1 hates you all. :-P
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Oh sure, Smu, just rain on my parade why don't you! :p
<[HJ]-Haydon> ant parade?
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Of course! Have you ever seen an ant line when it starts to rain? Mass chaos!!
<[HJ]-Haydon> they might actually enjoy smurf juice, though. take it back to their mound
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Hmm.... but it would more than likely morph them into some kind of strange smurf/ant hybrid.....then we would ALL be dooooomed
<[HJ]-Haydon> and thus Gummy Bears were brought into existence
<[HJ]-Deft|webdesign> hey gnuz send me some warmth...i live in florida...it was about -10º C today:P
<[HJ]-GnuZ> That's fairly icy, admittedly
* [HJ]-GnuZ wonders how far his beast would o/c outside on such a night
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> ALL YOUR MEATBALL ARE BELONG TO US!
<Geburah> Meatball meatball!
<Geburah> You have no chance to spaghetti. Make your cheese!
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> That sounded bad... :P
<[HJ]-MageRooster> Take off every meatball.
<Geburah> How are you meatballmen?
<Geburah> Ha ha ha
* [HJ]-Lynxcat decides to play some Laziest Men on Mars.
<Geburah> Are there stairs in your house?
* [HJ]-EvilMojo-Satome shakes his head and goes back to his work
<Geburah> Go and stand by the stairs.
<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> Actually heart of hearts, paradise would be n e where aslong as my true love was with me
<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> which as u all know is a bottle of beer and thus i am there already :p
<sploon> this is the craziest channel, I've ever been in.
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> the daishi song......Soft Daishi, warm Daishi, Lil mech of Hate, happy daishi, sleepy daishi, lets obliterate:)
<(C*13)Cinder> at least we aren't playing CBJ, talk about easy...they go down faster then a 10 dollar hooker
<=RedNoseSting=> you're kidding, HJ was founded on christmas day?
<=RedNoseSting=> "merry christmas, here's a brand new IS unit!"
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): THE POWER OF CHANNEL OPS!
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): I AM LIKE GOD!
[01:45] *** [HJ]-ScrappSatome sets mode: -o [HJ]-Lynxcat
(@[HJ]-ScrappSatome): even god has to answer to someone.
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