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<Sir_Morson> Oh my God.. HJ, you are mother f*@$*(&@ers!
<Sir_Morson> FWL's
<Sir_Morson> Total Funds : -394,569,654 C-Bills
<Sir_Morson> I can't frikkin' jump! Now I gotta take out another loan.
<Sir_Morson> Son of a..
* GBD|Ophelia sets mode -wang [HJ]-Bayonet_KA
<[HJ]Asuka-san> FROST
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I NEED
<[HJ]Asuka-san> A BIG FAVORE FROM YOU
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I KNOW YOU WILL HAVE WHAT I WANT WITH A NAME LIKE FROST
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I NEED 20 DOLLARS
St._George> if they can't fight or transport mechs, what can they do?
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> use bad language?
[HJ]-Lynxcat doesn't speak giant robot.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: OH WAIT. I RUN HOUSE JURAI... THE GIANT ROBOT GANG.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: I guess I do.
<[HJ]-Poisoner_Jigoku> Ask not what Jurai can do for you, ask how many Juraians can you do.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> * [HJ]-Kanopus decides to leave Lynx and Hardon alone <-- I wasnt THAT excited by Asuka. Well okay I was, but not now.
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> LOL The one I got is nice and sturdy
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard 
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng>: i need to kill something
*** [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng is now known as [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai hands Asmu a clanner.
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai hands Asmu a gnome.
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai wonders which will die first.
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO feeds the gnome into the reactor and watches it scream as he powers up his mech
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: powered by gnome agony
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: and clanner tears
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai>: Noice.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> 'Cept if I was a girl.. I'd probably be a lesbian. Wich is kinda' weird if you think about it.
<[HJ]-HitoriNoMoeru> Being screwed by paul would do that to anyone.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- in a deep ass meeting
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Tough ass too.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Not Davion ass, but ass.
<(C*13)Cinder> at least we aren't playing CBJ, talk about easy...they go down faster then a 10 dollar hooker
<{HJ]-Heml0ck|AngelRadio> My only concession is I HAVE TO HAVE a gold sequin jumsuit!
[HJ]-Griff> yeah my torso was twisting like elvis on speed
HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk.  It'll vibrate your bowels.  You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Time to cook up a batch of bacon and eggs for lunch, methinks!
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Best thing I ever said just now
[HJ]-Kickaha   Hmmmm I had cream corn & bacon Jaffles yummmm
[HJ]-Kickaha   Everything is better with bacon
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Even sex?
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   no
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol
[HJ]-Kickaha   Well mebby not sex....but then again...you could eat bacon while having sex.
[HJ]-Kickaha   I haveta try that
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   it could work mate
[HJ]-Kickaha starts a new bucket list of things to do next bkk trip.
[HJ]-Kickaha   1. "have sex while eating bacon".
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Kick, that is VICTORY right there.
[HJ]-Kickaha   2. "find out exactly where those girlz get the razorblades from"
[HJ]-Kickaha   3. "start a frenzied conga line by holding my ATM card in the air & run down walking st Pattaya"
[HJ]-Kickaha   Thats as far as I've got.....feel free to suggest more "bucket list" things.
[HJ]-Teralitha bucket list hmmmm
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol kick
<&[HJ]-DJ-Lynx-ANGEL> Up next: epic metal for Haydon (it's a surprise)
<&[HJ]-DJ-Lynx-ANGEL> Followed by VAC for Gov
<&[HJ]-DJ-Lynx-ANGEL> AFTER THAT: WHO THE HELL KNOWS!?
<[HJ]-McGov> I never ever got VAC played on a clan/corp/guild radio..ever.
<[HJ]-McGov> people always said it was too loud and offensive.
<&[HJ]-DJ-Lynx-ANGEL> Welcome to HJ. We are too loud & too offensive. :)
<OA_AC> What do you plan on doing when you become a Periphery unit?
<OA_AC> You can't have the whole IS, Periphery states, and clans ticked at you... can you?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> we have before
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Even being pink, I rarely die first. <[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> It's more like SHOOT AT ME! OVER HERE! I WANT TO DIE FIRST!
<(GZ)KingToady> Speak strangely and carry a head on a stick
*** Joins: [HJ]-Juju
<[HJ]-Juju> arf
*** Parts: [HJ]-Juju
<[HJ]-Misato|afk> I guess that means Juju was about to log arf.
* Joins: [HJ]-Marj-KA
<[HJ]-Marj-KA> hey all <bows>
<[HJ]-Misato> Hey Marj :)
* Quits: [HJ]-Marj-KA (Ping timeout)
<[HJ]-Misato> ...and her voice shall be as a weapon and none shall stand before it...
<[HSSG]Draco>Why do all TKZ clans consist of a Khan, a SaKhan, and 20 MG booters? 
<+[HJ]-GnuZ> Ahh, HJ irc chat. One of the reasons we lose a bunch of recruits after join, and (b) why the rest stay with us forever ;)
<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> nyah! in my day, we blew up mechs with potatoes stuffed with dynamite . . .in soup can armor powered by gerbils . . .in -30 below . . .
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> AND! WE! LIKED IT!
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> They called us 'those idiots throwin' firecracker potatoes', or something like that. Only got one kill. A potatoe blew up in an Atlas' window, caused the pilot to jerk and trip.
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]-Scythe> What does he mean try? We run this fucking universe...
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> where the hell did my pants go in the meantime
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> DONT answer that
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