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25th December 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jurai!

Sixteen years…

My dear friends, old and new,

What was before is no more, a distant vision in our past; a fond memory to some, an embraced heritage to many. The times of rest and peace are over. What we did yesterday doesn’t matter, we must answer: what can we do for Jurai today? Awake, Jurai! Red is the dawn for our enemies now.

All eyes to the horizon! where our prize and future awaits for us to go and seize it. All who resist us will learn to fear and respect us. We will never show them our backs. The storm gathers about them and they feel the bitterness of our will in the wind. Our wrath is imminent. Very soon we will break upon them, a tempest and a fury of hate to match that of old.

Make a new chapter for us all; penned in iron with blood. With a heart of fire new deeds of valor you will do, new legends you will forge. Some here will live forever. That future is not far away; even now it is upon us.

The beginning of Victory is near.  Behind you are sixteen years of struggle and triumph. Now is the time to press on, to keep attacking.

Celebrate, Jurai! Sing your songs, Jurai, dance your dances.

Jurai! Forever. And ever.

Illusion Tokomi

 


 

Juraians,

We are in for a big year in HJ's 17th year, 2013.  Weather you have been HJ from the start, or you are a freshly minted Juraian, we can all play a part in making the House great in the games and leagues that we continue with as they mature (MWO) and other mech games that may come our way now mecha are again on the rise.  But for HJ to reach the height your Warlords intend, we need your help.  We need you to keep your animosity for the enemy, rather than spending it against your fellow warriors.  Remember, we are all on the same team, and despite any disagreements you may have with other HJ's, we fight together, on the same team, with the same goals.  Let's keep it that way.

You may not always agree with, nor understand all the decisions your Warlords make, or edicts we announce.  That is only natural.  But please trust that we make these decisions and ask these things of you for one reason and one reason only; in the attempt to make HJ great.  Help us do this by playing the 'long game' with us.  The Long Game is not about the current drop, although it is important to win a good percentage of those.  It's not about the current war, although we need to make a good account of ourselves in those too.  It's about being the best damn mecha unit on the net - while leagues and games wax and wane &-nbsp;with skilled pilots that work together and have fun gaming.  And for most, that means winning. Let's kick arse in 2013, HJ, but remember to have a dance today, Jurai's Birthday, or sing - in the shower or the car or wherever.  These are the ways that Juraians celebrate HJ's birthday. Be a part of it, and see you on the field on the 28th/29th.

HJ for ever!

Maxtac Jurai

 


 

Welcome to the new HJ!

Sixteen years ago we founded HJ on Christmas night, a group of kids & serving military gamers from across America. We were young, naive, and ready to take on the world. We still are ready to take on the world - but now we're from around the globe; America, Australia, Europe and points beyond and between.

Not as young anymore, but some of us still serve. Some of us now have our own kids. A lot has changed, but what stays the same is the idea of HJ itself - whatever is wrong with you, me, or them, we are HJ at the end of the day, and the organization is bigger than any one of us will ever be. We've been here sixteen years, we'll be here sixteen more - you will never find better in internet gaming, so celebrate it, enjoy it, and let us all make the next sixteen years as glorious as the prior.

Lynxcat Jurai

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<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Even being pink, I rarely die first. <[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> It's more like SHOOT AT ME! OVER HERE! I WANT TO DIE FIRST!
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> the daishi song......Soft Daishi, warm Daishi, Lil mech of Hate, happy daishi, sleepy daishi, lets obliterate:)
<Legion> so goodbye HJs, Jurai Jurai We Like Pie! <And dissapears in a puff of logic.>
[HJ]-Lynxcat doesn't speak giant robot.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: OH WAIT. I RUN HOUSE JURAI... THE GIANT ROBOT GANG.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: I guess I do.
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.
<[HJ]-Heml0ck<NS> Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle their chaos.
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> well handle your chaos over there out of sight, thank you.
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> sounds like sesame street ... "todays HJ is brought to you by the word SODOMY"
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> nyah! in my day, we blew up mechs with potatoes stuffed with dynamite . . .in soup can armor powered by gerbils . . .in -30 below . . .
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> AND! WE! LIKED IT!
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> They called us 'those idiots throwin' firecracker potatoes', or something like that. Only got one kill. A potatoe blew up in an Atlas' window, caused the pilot to jerk and trip.
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> Lynxcat is to Darth Vader as I am to Luke .
<(C*)CockWave> Lynxcat is yer daddy Surg?
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]-MageRooster> Socks Proxy, isn't that what Clinton cat hires to do his endorsements for him?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.
<[HJ]-Harlequin_Satome> i have missed alot while i was gone haven't i?
<[HJ]-Haydon> well, HJ conquered the known universe, in and out of the gaming world, but we got bored so we hit the universe's reset button so we could do it all over again.
<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> Actually heart of hearts, paradise would be n e where aslong as my true love was with me
<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> which as u all know is a bottle of beer and thus i am there already :p
<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch
HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk.  It'll vibrate your bowels.  You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> i gotta go pickup Mrs Macs chrissy pres for gets home hmmm only 2 pubs on the way
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Time to cook up a batch of bacon and eggs for lunch, methinks!
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Best thing I ever said just now
[HJ]-Kickaha   Hmmmm I had cream corn & bacon Jaffles yummmm
[HJ]-Kickaha   Everything is better with bacon
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Even sex?
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   no
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol
[HJ]-Kickaha   Well mebby not sex....but then again...you could eat bacon while having sex.
[HJ]-Kickaha   I haveta try that
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   it could work mate
[HJ]-Kickaha starts a new bucket list of things to do next bkk trip.
[HJ]-Kickaha   1. "have sex while eating bacon".
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Kick, that is VICTORY right there.
[HJ]-Kickaha   2. "find out exactly where those girlz get the razorblades from"
[HJ]-Kickaha   3. "start a frenzied conga line by holding my ATM card in the air & run down walking st Pattaya"
[HJ]-Kickaha   Thats as far as I've got.....feel free to suggest more "bucket list" things.
[HJ]-Teralitha bucket list hmmmm
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol kick
<sploon> this is the craziest channel, I've ever been in.
<[HJ]-Archer> anyone know the UN webpage url?
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<[HJ]-Belorion> How do we connect in what ever game we may or may not currently be playing in?
<[HJ]-OrcSoul> well if there's a satome or asagiri involved.. with many layers of protection
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> I don't care if it's been consumed by the arsehole of a giant space goat... I want that planet.
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> where the hell did my pants go in the meantime
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> DONT answer that
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Heng> The wife seems to have all my PA slots filled right now...
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Your demoted to 18th Mech Washer's Bitch, Psycho.
<[HJ]-Misato> Lynx, does the Jurai medical plan have a psychiatric clause?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> This is JURAI Misa. What do you think?
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai>: Sex is only good if you can remember it...
<[HJ]-Evangelion>: insert scene from the hangover here
<[HJ]-Misato> I will have you know I have never wasted a minion.
<[HJ]-Misato> occasionally lose a few on an ice cream run, but it was fine ice cream and well worth it.
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