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25th December 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jurai!

Sixteen years…

My dear friends, old and new,

What was before is no more, a distant vision in our past; a fond memory to some, an embraced heritage to many. The times of rest and peace are over. What we did yesterday doesn’t matter, we must answer: what can we do for Jurai today? Awake, Jurai! Red is the dawn for our enemies now.

All eyes to the horizon! where our prize and future awaits for us to go and seize it. All who resist us will learn to fear and respect us. We will never show them our backs. The storm gathers about them and they feel the bitterness of our will in the wind. Our wrath is imminent. Very soon we will break upon them, a tempest and a fury of hate to match that of old.

Make a new chapter for us all; penned in iron with blood. With a heart of fire new deeds of valor you will do, new legends you will forge. Some here will live forever. That future is not far away; even now it is upon us.

The beginning of Victory is near.  Behind you are sixteen years of struggle and triumph. Now is the time to press on, to keep attacking.

Celebrate, Jurai! Sing your songs, Jurai, dance your dances.

Jurai! Forever. And ever.

Illusion Tokomi

 


 

Juraians,

We are in for a big year in HJ's 17th year, 2013.  Weather you have been HJ from the start, or you are a freshly minted Juraian, we can all play a part in making the House great in the games and leagues that we continue with as they mature (MWO) and other mech games that may come our way now mecha are again on the rise.  But for HJ to reach the height your Warlords intend, we need your help.  We need you to keep your animosity for the enemy, rather than spending it against your fellow warriors.  Remember, we are all on the same team, and despite any disagreements you may have with other HJ's, we fight together, on the same team, with the same goals.  Let's keep it that way.

You may not always agree with, nor understand all the decisions your Warlords make, or edicts we announce.  That is only natural.  But please trust that we make these decisions and ask these things of you for one reason and one reason only; in the attempt to make HJ great.  Help us do this by playing the 'long game' with us.  The Long Game is not about the current drop, although it is important to win a good percentage of those.  It's not about the current war, although we need to make a good account of ourselves in those too.  It's about being the best damn mecha unit on the net - while leagues and games wax and wane &-nbsp;with skilled pilots that work together and have fun gaming.  And for most, that means winning. Let's kick arse in 2013, HJ, but remember to have a dance today, Jurai's Birthday, or sing - in the shower or the car or wherever.  These are the ways that Juraians celebrate HJ's birthday. Be a part of it, and see you on the field on the 28th/29th.

HJ for ever!

Maxtac Jurai

 


 

Welcome to the new HJ!

Sixteen years ago we founded HJ on Christmas night, a group of kids & serving military gamers from across America. We were young, naive, and ready to take on the world. We still are ready to take on the world - but now we're from around the globe; America, Australia, Europe and points beyond and between.

Not as young anymore, but some of us still serve. Some of us now have our own kids. A lot has changed, but what stays the same is the idea of HJ itself - whatever is wrong with you, me, or them, we are HJ at the end of the day, and the organization is bigger than any one of us will ever be. We've been here sixteen years, we'll be here sixteen more - you will never find better in internet gaming, so celebrate it, enjoy it, and let us all make the next sixteen years as glorious as the prior.

Lynxcat Jurai

Comment

After launching a Planetary Assault on Clan Steel Viper's sector of Arcadia II in NBT:Mercs, their leader contacted Asmudius via Private Message.  Asmudius then opened a PM window with Haydon:

<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> hell.. i'll give you 300 mill to leave now
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> please tell me you guys are ready to leave the planet
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> lmao
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> do a brother a favor 
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> what is you response ;)
<[HJ]-Haydon> Haydon's Responce: After we take Arcadia IIC, if CSV give us Arcadia II prime without a fight, we'll not PA their other holdings.
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> i think he wants to talk to you now ehehehe

Having launched the attack on a whim, using nothing but "leftover" crap 'Mechs captured in various raids, House Jurai would go on to take the sector, and hold it against several attempts by multiple Clans to kick us out.  As far as we know, this is the only instance in any planetary league of an IS unit taking possession of a Clan homeworld in the Pentagon Cluster.  Oh, and we were just a Pirate Unit. :)
<Sir_Morson> Oh my God.. HJ, you are mother f*@$*(&@ers!
<Sir_Morson> FWL's
<Sir_Morson> Total Funds : -394,569,654 C-Bills
<Sir_Morson> I can't frikkin' jump! Now I gotta take out another loan.
<Sir_Morson> Son of a..
*** Joins: [HJ]-Juju
<[HJ]-Juju> arf
*** Parts: [HJ]-Juju
<[HJ]-Misato|afk> I guess that means Juju was about to log arf.
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> I don't care if it's been consumed by the arsehole of a giant space goat... I want that planet.
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.
* [HJ]-Haydon puts up the big 'Don't feed the Lynx' sign.
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!
<[HJ]-Archer> anyone know the UN webpage url?
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> I like lizards.
HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk.  It'll vibrate your bowels.  You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."
<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them
St._George> if they can't fight or transport mechs, what can they do?
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> use bad language?
<[HJ]-Nexx>: What up! Its the ohta train! "com'on ride the train... come'on ride it."
* ELH-Frezer_Burn doesn't even want to start to pry in the depths of HJ's sickness, It's like quick sand, it swallows you up, and then you're really screwed
<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch
* [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng whispers "I see dead n00bs"
<[HJ]Chu-sa.Nexx> Im so upset! My twinky didnt have any cream filling today!
<[HJ]-Noriko> Isnt that subject that should be kept between you and your girlfreind Nexx?
<[HJ]Poisoner> is here  to destroy Rock
<<WD>Archer> take a number
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
[=Xerxes=] Paul Haiku: Nobody loves me/ Ungrateful Netmech bastards/ I might as well die
<@[HJ]-Lynxcat> wtf is a newkie?
<@[HJ]-Misato> Newcastle Ale. Very good brown fizzy stuff.
<[HJ]-GnuZ> a particularly unremarkable ale, Lynx.
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> LOL The one I got is nice and sturdy
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard 
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> where the hell did my pants go in the meantime
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> DONT answer that
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- in a deep ass meeting
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Tough ass too.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Not Davion ass, but ass.
<(GZ)KingToady> Speak strangely and carry a head on a stick
<[HJ]-Scythe> What does he mean try? We run this fucking universe...
<sploon> this is the craziest channel, I've ever been in.
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Heng> The wife seems to have all my PA slots filled right now...
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