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  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.

House Jurai Lexicon

Arcadia II C
Civilian

House Jurai has inspired quite the following over the years, and not just with our gamers. Over the years HJ has had an ever-changing set of "groupies" that like to hang out with us in chat, and meet up with us at both online and real-life events.

HJ's civilians have been almost as important as our warriors, helping us get through stressful times.

Most of our civvies have been real-life friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, or family members, but now and then we have complete strangers stumble across our website, and want to hang out with us.

We even have a Civilian level of access for our website, to allow these individuals to have access to our information hub and social tools, without getting spammed by the all the war-related data.

We welcome, and even cherish, our civilian members.  We are glad to have them around, and be part of the growing international family that is House Jurai.

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<=RedNoseSting=> you're kidding, HJ was founded on christmas day?
<=RedNoseSting=> "merry christmas, here's a brand new IS unit!"
[HJ]-Lynxcat BRB I need to piss on a tree.
[HJ]-AniMouse03 On a tree? specificlly? So if you pissed on a bush it just wouldn't be as satisfying?
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA less likely of sometjing to attack him from a tree than in a bush
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA other than those pesky dropbears
<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch
<[HJ]-Gnuz> Aging - there's no future in it.
* [HJ]-Haydon puts up the big 'Don't feed the Lynx' sign.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Why do I bother keeping secrets in this unit?
<@[HJ]-Haydon|Work> wow, I think Tai fixed that bug before i even finished reporting it
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I am a Heng Haydon :)
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I can feel the mental anguish of all HJ's
<[HJ]-Trickster> Only the anguish that's occuring in the next few seconds, heh.
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> yes, that pain that comes a few seconds before they find another bug
<[HJ]-Heml0ck<NS> Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle their chaos.
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> well handle your chaos over there out of sight, thank you.
<OA_AC> What do you plan on doing when you become a Periphery unit?
<OA_AC> You can't have the whole IS, Periphery states, and clans ticked at you... can you?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> we have before
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> so today at work I did no actual work
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> it was sort of a unique situation this time
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> my saw broke down and even the magical techxpertise of Old Man Gary could make it go again
<&[HJ]-Haydon> a unique situation would be something like "every time I tried to get some work done, a grizzy bear came out of no where and unplugged my computer."
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.
<[HJ]-Ravage> damnit is archer still trying to be a pimp?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> * [HJ]-Kanopus decides to leave Lynx and Hardon alone <-- I wasnt THAT excited by Asuka. Well okay I was, but not now.
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng cant be bothered about CW speculation too much misinforation and trolling from pgi
[HJ]-Phinox throws cheese at Smu
<[HJ]-Phinox>: SHUT UP WE'LL SPECULATE ALL WE DAMN WELL PLEASE
<[HJ]-Phinox>: oh, logic, you'll probably want that cheese for your sammich
<[HJ]-Logic>: I needed that cheese for my sammich D:
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng speculates all over phinox
<[HJ]-Phinox>: ooohhhhh baby
[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko offers a towel.
<[HJ]-Phinox>: hit me with your rumour stick
<[HJ]-Logic>: I don't think that means what you think it means
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng doesnt actuall want to apply any imagination to that line and regrets typing it
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng>: shamef00 dispray
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Oh sure, Smu, just rain on my parade why don't you! :p
<[HJ]-Haydon> ant parade?
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Of course! Have you ever seen an ant line when it starts to rain? Mass chaos!!
<[HJ]-Haydon> they might actually enjoy smurf juice, though. take it back to their mound
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Hmm.... but it would more than likely morph them into some kind of strange smurf/ant hybrid.....then we would ALL be dooooomed
<[HJ]-Haydon> and thus Gummy Bears were brought into existence
<[HJ]-Illusion>: What do we do for in-game Comms nowadays?
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA>: mumble
<[HJ]-Illusion>: How do you understand what anyone says then!? :
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> sounds like sesame street ... "todays HJ is brought to you by the word SODOMY"
<[HJ]-Belorion> How do we connect in what ever game we may or may not currently be playing in?
<[HJ]-OrcSoul> well if there's a satome or asagiri involved.. with many layers of protection
<[HJ]Poisoner> is here  to destroy Rock
<<WD>Archer> take a number
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> LOL The one I got is nice and sturdy
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard 
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
<[HJ]-Evangelion> <[HJ]-Haydon> don't rememer doing that with CBJ <---well, you were kinda drunk Hay
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> where the hell did my pants go in the meantime
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> DONT answer that
<[HJ]-AniMouse03> Technicly it has been proven that a turd CAN be polish.....just f.y.i.....
<[HJ]-Illusion|AR> I don't the Polish people enter into it Stale
<[HJ]-Misato> I will have you know I have never wasted a minion.
<[HJ]-Misato> occasionally lose a few on an ice cream run, but it was fine ice cream and well worth it.
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> I see my self more as a aged colletable
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Heng> Lw is in your lace I believe Haydon.
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR> i don't own lace, max
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR> but LW in lace is disturbing, nevertheless
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): THE POWER OF CHANNEL OPS!
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): I AM LIKE GOD!
[01:45] *** [HJ]-ScrappSatome sets mode: -o [HJ]-Lynxcat
(@[HJ]-ScrappSatome): even god has to answer to someone.
<[HJ-C]-Synfony_no_Asagiri> in my hometown we have three [seasons]. Cold and rainy, Cold and snowy, and Construction.
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