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  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
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House Jurai Lexicon

Arcadia II C
Civilian

House Jurai has inspired quite the following over the years, and not just with our gamers. Over the years HJ has had an ever-changing set of "groupies" that like to hang out with us in chat, and meet up with us at both online and real-life events.

HJ's civilians have been almost as important as our warriors, helping us get through stressful times.

Most of our civvies have been real-life friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, or family members, but now and then we have complete strangers stumble across our website, and want to hang out with us.

We even have a Civilian level of access for our website, to allow these individuals to have access to our information hub and social tools, without getting spammed by the all the war-related data.

We welcome, and even cherish, our civilian members.  We are glad to have them around, and be part of the growing international family that is House Jurai.

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Debate, Discussion, and Discord
Hentai
Herotitus
Jurai Kombat
Jurai Sake
Jurai Story Time
Jurai Sugar Cookies
Kali
Macro
Newcastle
Newkies
Nihongo desu ka?
Ranks
Samurai
Warmaster
<[HJ]-Misato> But hey. I can solder. Would you prefer a frail old granny who can knit, or a wizened old crone who can solder and drill? huh?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> everyone starts off as militaristic tho
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> what lvl do you play
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> second easiest .. and i still lose usually :P
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> do you try to win by technology?
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> or by word domination?
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> world
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> or diplomacy?
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> depends on where i am at that stage
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> wanna play?
* [HJ]-Haydon has a mental picture of major world powers playing scrabble to determine the winner in a military conflict
* [HJ]Rick_Hunter notices his cardboard dummy is now smelly
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): THE POWER OF CHANNEL OPS!
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): I AM LIKE GOD!
[01:45] *** [HJ]-ScrappSatome sets mode: -o [HJ]-Lynxcat
(@[HJ]-ScrappSatome): even god has to answer to someone.
<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them
* [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng whispers "I see dead n00bs"
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Heng> The wife seems to have all my PA slots filled right now...
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> sounds like sesame street ... "todays HJ is brought to you by the word SODOMY"
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk.  It'll vibrate your bowels.  You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> * [HJ]-Kanopus decides to leave Lynx and Hardon alone <-- I wasnt THAT excited by Asuka. Well okay I was, but not now.
<Sir_Morson> Oh my God.. HJ, you are mother f*@$*(&@ers!
<Sir_Morson> FWL's
<Sir_Morson> Total Funds : -394,569,654 C-Bills
<Sir_Morson> I can't frikkin' jump! Now I gotta take out another loan.
<Sir_Morson> Son of a..
<Legion> so goodbye HJs, Jurai Jurai We Like Pie! <And dissapears in a puff of logic.>
<[HJ]-Lone_Wolf_Nisshoko> set phasers on geek
<[HJ]-MageRooster> But, if you strike me down, I shall become more perverted than you can possibly imagine!
<=RedNoseSting=> you're kidding, HJ was founded on christmas day?
<=RedNoseSting=> "merry christmas, here's a brand new IS unit!"
<[HJ-C]-Synfony_no_Asagiri> in my hometown we have three [seasons]. Cold and rainy, Cold and snowy, and Construction.
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Burning1, are you talking about IDE Lords? Always there are two, the Master and the Slave?
[HJ]-Lynxcat BRB I need to piss on a tree.
[HJ]-AniMouse03 On a tree? specificlly? So if you pissed on a bush it just wouldn't be as satisfying?
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA less likely of sometjing to attack him from a tree than in a bush
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA other than those pesky dropbears
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.
[=Xerxes=] Paul Haiku: Nobody loves me/ Ungrateful Netmech bastards/ I might as well die
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> I think what screws up my skills in MW is that I can't wiggle right...
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng cant be bothered about CW speculation too much misinforation and trolling from pgi
[HJ]-Phinox throws cheese at Smu
<[HJ]-Phinox>: SHUT UP WE'LL SPECULATE ALL WE DAMN WELL PLEASE
<[HJ]-Phinox>: oh, logic, you'll probably want that cheese for your sammich
<[HJ]-Logic>: I needed that cheese for my sammich D:
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng speculates all over phinox
<[HJ]-Phinox>: ooohhhhh baby
[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko offers a towel.
<[HJ]-Phinox>: hit me with your rumour stick
<[HJ]-Logic>: I don't think that means what you think it means
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng doesnt actuall want to apply any imagination to that line and regrets typing it
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng>: shamef00 dispray
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> so today at work I did no actual work
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> it was sort of a unique situation this time
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> my saw broke down and even the magical techxpertise of Old Man Gary could make it go again
<&[HJ]-Haydon> a unique situation would be something like "every time I tried to get some work done, a grizzy bear came out of no where and unplugged my computer."
<@[HJ]-Haydon|Work> wow, I think Tai fixed that bug before i even finished reporting it
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I am a Heng Haydon :)
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I can feel the mental anguish of all HJ's
<[HJ]-Trickster> Only the anguish that's occuring in the next few seconds, heh.
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> yes, that pain that comes a few seconds before they find another bug
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> 'Cept if I was a girl.. I'd probably be a lesbian. Wich is kinda' weird if you think about it.
<[HJ]-HitoriNoMoeru> Being screwed by paul would do that to anyone.
<[HJ]-Harlequin_Satome> i have missed alot while i was gone haven't i?
<[HJ]-Haydon> well, HJ conquered the known universe, in and out of the gaming world, but we got bored so we hit the universe's reset button so we could do it all over again.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> WEIRD: I'm going to work for Squall at his wife's my little pony con.
<[HJ]-Misato> I will have you know I have never wasted a minion.
<[HJ]-Misato> occasionally lose a few on an ice cream run, but it was fine ice cream and well worth it.
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> What can I say? I make combat look real good.
<[HJ]-EvilMojo> Making your mech hump an Atlas' leg could be considered sexy by some, I suppose.
<[HJ]-Illusion> Sexy is my Atlas wielding a Commando wielding an axe. Killing Stalkers.
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> Is that why everybody tried making my commandos topless?
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