Classic Jurai Logo
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.

House Jurai Lexicon

Arcadia II C
Civilian

House Jurai has inspired quite the following over the years, and not just with our gamers. Over the years HJ has had an ever-changing set of "groupies" that like to hang out with us in chat, and meet up with us at both online and real-life events.

HJ's civilians have been almost as important as our warriors, helping us get through stressful times.

Most of our civvies have been real-life friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, or family members, but now and then we have complete strangers stumble across our website, and want to hang out with us.

We even have a Civilian level of access for our website, to allow these individuals to have access to our information hub and social tools, without getting spammed by the all the war-related data.

We welcome, and even cherish, our civilian members.  We are glad to have them around, and be part of the growing international family that is House Jurai.

CommSpec
Debate, Discussion, and Discord
Hentai
Herotitus
Jurai Kombat
Jurai Sake
Jurai Story Time
Jurai Sugar Cookies
Kali
Macro
Newcastle
Newkies
Nihongo desu ka?
Ranks
Samurai
Warmaster
<[HJ]-Nexx>: What up! Its the ohta train! "com'on ride the train... come'on ride it."
<[HJ]-1-TNT_Satome> My girlfriend's bad... she's over here asking me what I want on my Bushy.
* [HJ]-Illusion is now known as [HJ]-Pending
[HJ]-Griff> yeah my torso was twisting like elvis on speed
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Read WNL. Need Beer.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Thats the slogan of WNL now.
<{CC}MaddogTL> fit in,hell he would be normal compared to all you homicidal manics
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]Chu-sa.Nexx> Im so upset! My twinky didnt have any cream filling today!
<[HJ]-Noriko> Isnt that subject that should be kept between you and your girlfreind Nexx?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> i gotta go pickup Mrs Macs chrissy pres for gets home hmmm only 2 pubs on the way
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> I like lizards.
* [HJ]Rick_Hunter notices his cardboard dummy is now smelly
<@[HJ]-Lynxcat> wtf is a newkie?
<@[HJ]-Misato> Newcastle Ale. Very good brown fizzy stuff.
<[HJ]-GnuZ> a particularly unremarkable ale, Lynx.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Why do I bother keeping secrets in this unit?
<[HJ]-Lone_Wolf_Nisshoko> set phasers on geek
<{HJ]-Heml0ck|AngelRadio> My only concession is I HAVE TO HAVE a gold sequin jumsuit!
<[HJ]-cyph> which would be scarier, a sane person piloting a mech, or an insane person yelling out "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, EAT MY E R P P C"
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> ALL YOUR MEATBALL ARE BELONG TO US!
<Geburah> Meatball meatball!
<Geburah> You have no chance to spaghetti. Make your cheese!
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> That sounded bad... :P
<[HJ]-MageRooster> Take off every meatball.
<Geburah> How are you meatballmen?
<Geburah> Ha ha ha
* [HJ]-Lynxcat decides to play some Laziest Men on Mars.
<Geburah> Are there stairs in your house?
* [HJ]-EvilMojo-Satome shakes his head and goes back to his work
<Geburah> Go and stand by the stairs.
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): THE POWER OF CHANNEL OPS!
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): I AM LIKE GOD!
[01:45] *** [HJ]-ScrappSatome sets mode: -o [HJ]-Lynxcat
(@[HJ]-ScrappSatome): even god has to answer to someone.
<[HJ]-Gnuz> Aging - there's no future in it.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
* [HJ]-GnuZ thinks the sooner he slips back into unthreatening anonymity the better ;)
<[HJ]-Phoenix> is that what you call her GnuZ?
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> Lynxcat is to Darth Vader as I am to Luke .
<(C*)CockWave> Lynxcat is yer daddy Surg?
<[HJ]-Nexx^Droid>: Chance of Nexx being awesome, 100%
<[HJ]-Poisoner_Jigoku> Ask not what Jurai can do for you, ask how many Juraians can you do.
<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> I think what screws up my skills in MW is that I can't wiggle right...
* [HJ]-Haydon puts up the big 'Don't feed the Lynx' sign.
[HJ]Tenchi> Were like little plush dolls that kill...
<[HJ]-Sharkarn> ah nerd talk ...... im home :) 
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