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  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO, MWT & Hawken betas! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.

House Jurai Lexicon

Arcadia II C
Civilian

House Jurai has inspired quite the following over the years, and not just with our gamers. Over the years HJ has had an ever-changing set of "groupies" that like to hang out with us in chat, and meet up with us at both online and real-life events.

HJ's civilians have been almost as important as our warriors, helping us get through stressful times.

Most of our civvies have been real-life friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, or family members, but now and then we have complete strangers stumble across our website, and want to hang out with us.

We even have a Civilian level of access for our website, to allow these individuals to have access to our information hub and social tools, without getting spammed by the all the war-related data.

We welcome, and even cherish, our civilian members.  We are glad to have them around, and be part of the growing international family that is House Jurai.

CommSpec
Debate, Discussion, and Discord
Hentai
Herotitus
Jurai Kombat
Jurai Sake
Jurai Story Time
Jurai Sugar Cookies
Kali
Macro
Newcastle
Newkies
Nihongo desu ka?
Ranks
Samurai
Warmaster
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Burning1, are you talking about IDE Lords? Always there are two, the Master and the Slave?
<[HJ]-Archer> anyone know the UN webpage url?
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Why do I bother keeping secrets in this unit?
* ELH-Frezer_Burn doesn't even want to start to pry in the depths of HJ's sickness, It's like quick sand, it swallows you up, and then you're really screwed
<(GZ)KingToady> Speak strangely and carry a head on a stick
<Legion> so goodbye HJs, Jurai Jurai We Like Pie! <And dissapears in a puff of logic.>
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> * [HJ]-Kanopus decides to leave Lynx and Hardon alone <-- I wasnt THAT excited by Asuka. Well okay I was, but not now.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> No Spawning In The Dojo.
<[HJ]-Misato> But hey. I can solder. Would you prefer a frail old granny who can knit, or a wizened old crone who can solder and drill? huh?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Read WNL. Need Beer.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Thats the slogan of WNL now.
<[HJ-C]-Synfony_no_Asagiri> in my hometown we have three [seasons]. Cold and rainy, Cold and snowy, and Construction.
<[HJ]-MageRooster> But, if you strike me down, I shall become more perverted than you can possibly imagine!
* [HJ]Rick_Hunter notices his cardboard dummy is now smelly
HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk.  It'll vibrate your bowels.  You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."
* [HJ]-GnuZ thinks the sooner he slips back into unthreatening anonymity the better ;)
<[HJ]-Phoenix> is that what you call her GnuZ?
<[HJ]-Gnuz> Aging - there's no future in it.
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Oh sure, Smu, just rain on my parade why don't you! :p
<[HJ]-Haydon> ant parade?
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Of course! Have you ever seen an ant line when it starts to rain? Mass chaos!!
<[HJ]-Haydon> they might actually enjoy smurf juice, though. take it back to their mound
<[HJ]-Ani_Nisshoko> Hmm.... but it would more than likely morph them into some kind of strange smurf/ant hybrid.....then we would ALL be dooooomed
<[HJ]-Haydon> and thus Gummy Bears were brought into existence
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> The worst thing battletech canon ever did to us, was inspiring a bunch of nutters to yammer about "honor" in this game.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Smack a bitch with an ac20. Merry Honormas.
<[HJ]-Misato> I will have you know I have never wasted a minion.
<[HJ]-Misato> occasionally lose a few on an ice cream run, but it was fine ice cream and well worth it.
* [HJ]-Illusion is now known as [HJ]-Pending
<[HJ]-Harlequin_Satome> i have missed alot while i was gone haven't i?
<[HJ]-Haydon> well, HJ conquered the known universe, in and out of the gaming world, but we got bored so we hit the universe's reset button so we could do it all over again.
[HJ]Tenchi> Were like little plush dolls that kill...
<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai>: Sex is only good if you can remember it...
<[HJ]-Evangelion>: insert scene from the hangover here
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Your demoted to 18th Mech Washer's Bitch, Psycho.
<{HJ]-Heml0ck|AngelRadio> My only concession is I HAVE TO HAVE a gold sequin jumsuit!
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> Lynxcat is to Darth Vader as I am to Luke .
<(C*)CockWave> Lynxcat is yer daddy Surg?
<[HJ]-Heml0ck<NS> Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle their chaos.
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> well handle your chaos over there out of sight, thank you.
<[HJ]-Ravage> damnit is archer still trying to be a pimp?
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