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  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!

Before you is the entrance to Nōdachi-jō (野太刀城), a stronghold of House Jurai

House Jurai is one of the oldest competitive MechWarrior units. Currently engaged in MechWarrior Online, we will soon be representing ourselves in other genres. We have members active in games such as Star Citizen, World of Tanks, Guild Wars 2, Neverwinter, Planetside 2, and Battlefield 4.

Founded in 1996, our heritage as a gung ho, tournament winning unit spans NetMech, MW2:Mercs, StarSiege, Mechwarrior 4, and many more. Nevertheless, House Jurai is a community of players that transcend our gaming hobbies, having become friends and family to one another.

Our community has  endured because our tenets -- loyalty, trust, honor. We have a unique culture, and have forged our own legends. Our members embrace that which makes HJ unique, and pledge themselves to the future of Jurai. We are a proud people: proud of our uniform, proud of our long history, proud of all that we have done & will accomplish.

We currently have 266 active members spanning the globe.

Nodachi is your gateway into our realm. Within you'll find what makes us family, what makes us proud, and what it means to be a Civilian, Warrior, or Samurai of House Jurai.

We are proud to be Jurai!

Join House Jurai NOW!

<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
<+[HJ]-Evangelion> thats unfair GnuZ, those charges were dropped
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- in a deep ass meeting
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Tough ass too.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Not Davion ass, but ass.
* [HJ]-Haydon puts up the big 'Don't feed the Lynx' sign.
<[HJ]-Misato> But hey. I can solder. Would you prefer a frail old granny who can knit, or a wizened old crone who can solder and drill? huh?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<+[HJ]-GnuZ> Ahh, HJ irc chat. One of the reasons we lose a bunch of recruits after join, and (b) why the rest stay with us forever ;)
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> sounds like sesame street ... "todays HJ is brought to you by the word SODOMY"
* Joins: [HJ]-Marj-KA
<[HJ]-Marj-KA> hey all <bows>
<[HJ]-Misato> Hey Marj :)
* Quits: [HJ]-Marj-KA (Ping timeout)
<[HJ]-Misato> ...and her voice shall be as a weapon and none shall stand before it...
<[HJ]-Belorion> How do we connect in what ever game we may or may not currently be playing in?
<[HJ]-OrcSoul> well if there's a satome or asagiri involved.. with many layers of protection
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> nyah! in my day, we blew up mechs with potatoes stuffed with dynamite . . .in soup can armor powered by gerbils . . .in -30 below . . .
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> AND! WE! LIKED IT!
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> They called us 'those idiots throwin' firecracker potatoes', or something like that. Only got one kill. A potatoe blew up in an Atlas' window, caused the pilot to jerk and trip.
<[HJ]-Poisoner_Jigoku> Ask not what Jurai can do for you, ask how many Juraians can you do.
<(C*13)Cinder> at least we aren't playing CBJ, talk about easy...they go down faster then a 10 dollar hooker
* ELH-Frezer_Burn doesn't even want to start to pry in the depths of HJ's sickness, It's like quick sand, it swallows you up, and then you're really screwed
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> I see my self more as a aged colletable
<Freelancer> Running low on clanners because of pesky IS pilots? Get your 12 pack box of CLAN mix today! Just add water and watch them GROW! For a limited time only. Msg me for details (Sorry no COD's)
<[HJ]-Nexx^Droid>: Chance of Nexx being awesome, 100%
<[HJ]Poisoner> is here  to destroy Rock
<<WD>Archer> take a number
<OA_AC> What do you plan on doing when you become a Periphery unit?
<OA_AC> You can't have the whole IS, Periphery states, and clans ticked at you... can you?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> we have before
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> What can I say? I make combat look real good.
<[HJ]-EvilMojo> Making your mech hump an Atlas' leg could be considered sexy by some, I suppose.
<[HJ]-Illusion> Sexy is my Atlas wielding a Commando wielding an axe. Killing Stalkers.
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> Is that why everybody tried making my commandos topless?
<[HJ]-Archer> anyone know the UN webpage url?
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<(GZ)KingToady> Speak strangely and carry a head on a stick
*** Quits: Vera (Quit: Kiss my ass, kiddies.)
* [HJ]-Burning1 finds the quit message somehow ironic.
<[HJ]-Burning1> She changes her ass often.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Ermm...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Sorry, quit message...
<[HJ]-Burning1> ARG!
* [HJ]-Burning1 hates you all. :-P
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> the daishi song......Soft Daishi, warm Daishi, Lil mech of Hate, happy daishi, sleepy daishi, lets obliterate:)
<[HJ]-Ravage> damnit is archer still trying to be a pimp?
<sploon> this is the craziest channel, I've ever been in.
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<[HJ]-Harlequin_Satome> i have missed alot while i was gone haven't i?
<[HJ]-Haydon> well, HJ conquered the known universe, in and out of the gaming world, but we got bored so we hit the universe's reset button so we could do it all over again.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<[HJ]-Deft|webdesign> hey gnuz send me some warmth...i live in florida...it was about -10º C today:P
<[HJ]-GnuZ> That's fairly icy, admittedly
* [HJ]-GnuZ wonders how far his beast would o/c outside on such a night
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