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  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
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  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
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  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...
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  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
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  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
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History

After many years of good times and bad, House Jurai has built up a rich history. Some members have come and gone, either fading into oblivion or becoming legend, while others have stayed, fighting or socializing with HJ throughout the years. There have been legendary battles, good friendships, melodrama, betrayals, alliances, loyalty, meetings, and more. This is our story. This is what makes us what we are today. This is the history of House Jurai.

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Jurai Historical Essays

[offline] Jurai Member Surgeon: January, 1999
[offline] Jurai Member Bayonet: December, 1998
[offline] Jurai Member Arizona: July, 1997
[offline] Jurai Member Lynxcat: December, 1996

*** Quits: Vera (Quit: Kiss my ass, kiddies.)
* [HJ]-Burning1 finds the quit message somehow ironic.
<[HJ]-Burning1> She changes her ass often.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Ermm...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Sorry, quit message...
<[HJ]-Burning1> ARG!
* [HJ]-Burning1 hates you all. :-P
* Joins: [HJ]-Marj-KA
<[HJ]-Marj-KA> hey all <bows>
<[HJ]-Misato> Hey Marj :)
* Quits: [HJ]-Marj-KA (Ping timeout)
<[HJ]-Misato> ...and her voice shall be as a weapon and none shall stand before it...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Your kids, are being subverted by a fundimentally evil, and perverted cult known as jurai...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Tommarow, they will return speeking japanese, sipping sake, and wondering where you hit the handcuffs.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Can you possibly risk so much?
<[HJ]-Burning1> Down with jurai - for the children's sake.
<[HJ]-Harlequin_Satome> i have missed alot while i was gone haven't i?
<[HJ]-Haydon> well, HJ conquered the known universe, in and out of the gaming world, but we got bored so we hit the universe's reset button so we could do it all over again.
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng>: i need to kill something
*** [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng is now known as [HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai hands Asmu a clanner.
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai hands Asmu a gnome.
[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai wonders which will die first.
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO feeds the gnome into the reactor and watches it scream as he powers up his mech
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: powered by gnome agony
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: and clanner tears
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng|MWO>: :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai>: Noice.
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!
* [HJ]Rick_Hunter notices his cardboard dummy is now smelly
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> Lynxcat is to Darth Vader as I am to Luke .
<(C*)CockWave> Lynxcat is yer daddy Surg?
<OA_AC> What do you plan on doing when you become a Periphery unit?
<OA_AC> You can't have the whole IS, Periphery states, and clans ticked at you... can you?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> we have before
<[HJ]-Scythe> What does he mean try? We run this fucking universe...
* GBD|Ophelia sets mode -wang [HJ]-Bayonet_KA
<[HJ]-AniMouse03> Technicly it has been proven that a turd CAN be polish.....just f.y.i.....
<[HJ]-Illusion|AR> I don't the Polish people enter into it Stale
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Heng|work> Heh... new from the Kerensky cluster!  ER Intelemouse Explorer.... blind your friends from up to 800m away with this baby... and it's green!
<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Your demoted to 18th Mech Washer's Bitch, Psycho.
<[HJ]-Lone_Wolf_Nisshoko> set phasers on geek
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Even being pink, I rarely die first. <[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> It's more like SHOOT AT ME! OVER HERE! I WANT TO DIE FIRST!
* [HJ]-GnuZ thinks the sooner he slips back into unthreatening anonymity the better ;)
<[HJ]-Phoenix> is that what you call her GnuZ?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> 'Cept if I was a girl.. I'd probably be a lesbian. Wich is kinda' weird if you think about it.
<[HJ]-HitoriNoMoeru> Being screwed by paul would do that to anyone.
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> everyone starts off as militaristic tho
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> what lvl do you play
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> second easiest .. and i still lose usually :P
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> do you try to win by technology?
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> or by word domination?
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> world
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> or diplomacy?
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> depends on where i am at that stage
<[HJ]-Tera|civ3> wanna play?
* [HJ]-Haydon has a mental picture of major world powers playing scrabble to determine the winner in a military conflict
<[HJ]-1-TNT_Satome> My girlfriend's bad... she's over here asking me what I want on my Bushy.
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
<[HJ]-Misato> But hey. I can solder. Would you prefer a frail old granny who can knit, or a wizened old crone who can solder and drill? huh?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> latter
<[HJ]-Haydon|AR_DJ> how about both?
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Latter.
<[HJ]-Misato> good Jurain answer! :)
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> Especially if she's available.
<[HJ]-Misato> Careful getting too fresh w an ol granny w undiscloed items in that "knitting bag" that never leaves her side...
<[HJ-C]-Heller_Asagiri> So I have a thing for liverspots. Sue me.
<[HJ]-Misato> "Gramma Jurai, why is your knitting bag o heavy?" Nevermind sonny, there's a good boy. Go out and play on the firing range. Can never get too much practice, you know!
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> No Spawning In The Dojo.
<@[HJ]-Haydon|Work> wow, I think Tai fixed that bug before i even finished reporting it
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I am a Heng Haydon :)
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I can feel the mental anguish of all HJ's
<[HJ]-Trickster> Only the anguish that's occuring in the next few seconds, heh.
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> yes, that pain that comes a few seconds before they find another bug
<Freelancer> Running low on clanners because of pesky IS pilots? Get your 12 pack box of CLAN mix today! Just add water and watch them GROW! For a limited time only. Msg me for details (Sorry no COD's)
<[HJ]-Haydon>: how's HJ?
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: glorious and terrible
<[HJ]-Kyossed>: all will fall before it
<+[HJ]-Evangelion> thats unfair GnuZ, those charges were dropped
After launching a Planetary Assault on Clan Steel Viper's sector of Arcadia II in NBT:Mercs, their leader contacted Asmudius via Private Message.  Asmudius then opened a PM window with Haydon:

<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> hell.. i'll give you 300 mill to leave now
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> please tell me you guys are ready to leave the planet
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> lmao
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> do a brother a favor 
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> what is you response ;)
<[HJ]-Haydon> Haydon's Responce: After we take Arcadia IIC, if CSV give us Arcadia II prime without a fight, we'll not PA their other holdings.
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> i think he wants to talk to you now ehehehe

Having launched the attack on a whim, using nothing but "leftover" crap 'Mechs captured in various raids, House Jurai would go on to take the sector, and hold it against several attempts by multiple Clans to kick us out.  As far as we know, this is the only instance in any planetary league of an IS unit taking possession of a Clan homeworld in the Pentagon Cluster.  Oh, and we were just a Pirate Unit. :)
<{CC}MaddogTL> fit in,hell he would be normal compared to all you homicidal manics
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