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  • Jurai Samurai Family.  Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
  • ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
  • Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
  • Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
  • Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
  • NEWKIES!  Don't leave Herotitus without them!
  • Jurai Sugar Cookies.  All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
  • Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
  • Jurai Sake.  Are you Samurai enough?
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
  • Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you?  Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
  • Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
  • Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
  • Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world.  Stay tuned for more...

History

After many years of good times and bad, House Jurai has built up a rich history. Some members have come and gone, either fading into oblivion or becoming legend, while others have stayed, fighting or socializing with HJ throughout the years. There have been legendary battles, good friendships, melodrama, betrayals, alliances, loyalty, meetings, and more. This is our story. This is what makes us what we are today. This is the history of House Jurai.

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Jurai Historical Essays

[offline] Jurai Member Surgeon: January, 1999
[offline] Jurai Member Bayonet: December, 1998
[offline] Jurai Member Arizona: July, 1997
[offline] Jurai Member Lynxcat: December, 1996

<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> You know Stinger, after all the smack talk I heard about HJ
<(SRM)Zyklon~WU~> these ppl are really cool
<[HJ]-Sharkarn> ah nerd talk ...... im home :) 
<[HJ]-Scythe> What does he mean try? We run this fucking universe...
<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> I see my self more as a aged colletable
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.
St._George> if they can't fight or transport mechs, what can they do?
[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> use bad language?
<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch
* ELH-Frezer_Burn doesn't even want to start to pry in the depths of HJ's sickness, It's like quick sand, it swallows you up, and then you're really screwed
<[HJ]-Archer> anyone know the UN webpage url?
<[HJ]-Archer> (No, i'm not reporting Orc to the World Health Organization)
<[HJ]Asuka-san> FROST
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I NEED
<[HJ]Asuka-san> A BIG FAVORE FROM YOU
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I KNOW YOU WILL HAVE WHAT I WANT WITH A NAME LIKE FROST
<[HJ]Asuka-san> I NEED 20 DOLLARS
<[HJ]-KT|AwfulLotOfMonkeysInBra> The ISS sometimes fills my anus with potpourri while I am asleep :~(
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): THE POWER OF CHANNEL OPS!
(@[HJ]-Lynxcat): I AM LIKE GOD!
[01:45] *** [HJ]-ScrappSatome sets mode: -o [HJ]-Lynxcat
(@[HJ]-ScrappSatome): even god has to answer to someone.
<[HJ]-Nexx>: What up! Its the ohta train! "com'on ride the train... come'on ride it."
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> the daishi song......Soft Daishi, warm Daishi, Lil mech of Hate, happy daishi, sleepy daishi, lets obliterate:)
<Freelancer> Running low on clanners because of pesky IS pilots? Get your 12 pack box of CLAN mix today! Just add water and watch them GROW! For a limited time only. Msg me for details (Sorry no COD's)
<[HJ]-Arizona> I have this thing about liking to see the lay of the land before a battle
<[HJ]-Maxtac|Trialer> You mean flatten the land don't you?
<[HJ]-Arizona> yep
<[HJ]-Arizona> knock, knock
<[HJ]-Arizona> who's there?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow who?
<[HJ]-Arizona> cow-boom
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
After launching a Planetary Assault on Clan Steel Viper's sector of Arcadia II in NBT:Mercs, their leader contacted Asmudius via Private Message.  Asmudius then opened a PM window with Haydon:

<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> hell.. i'll give you 300 mill to leave now
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> please tell me you guys are ready to leave the planet
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> lmao
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> <[CSV]Jager^Andrews> do a brother a favor 
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> what is you response ;)
<[HJ]-Haydon> Haydon's Responce: After we take Arcadia IIC, if CSV give us Arcadia II prime without a fight, we'll not PA their other holdings.
<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> i think he wants to talk to you now ehehehe

Having launched the attack on a whim, using nothing but "leftover" crap 'Mechs captured in various raids, House Jurai would go on to take the sector, and hold it against several attempts by multiple Clans to kick us out.  As far as we know, this is the only instance in any planetary league of an IS unit taking possession of a Clan homeworld in the Pentagon Cluster.  Oh, and we were just a Pirate Unit. :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> 'Cept if I was a girl.. I'd probably be a lesbian. Wich is kinda' weird if you think about it.
<[HJ]-HitoriNoMoeru> Being screwed by paul would do that to anyone.
[HJ]-Griff> yeah my torso was twisting like elvis on speed
<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai>: Sex is only good if you can remember it...
<[HJ]-Evangelion>: insert scene from the hangover here
<(C*13)Cinder> at least we aren't playing CBJ, talk about easy...they go down faster then a 10 dollar hooker
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Your demoted to 18th Mech Washer's Bitch, Psycho.
<(GZ)KingToady> Speak strangely and carry a head on a stick
<[HJ]-Gnuz> Aging - there's no future in it.
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Time to cook up a batch of bacon and eggs for lunch, methinks!
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Best thing I ever said just now
[HJ]-Kickaha   Hmmmm I had cream corn & bacon Jaffles yummmm
[HJ]-Kickaha   Everything is better with bacon
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Even sex?
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   no
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol
[HJ]-Kickaha   Well mebby not sex....but then again...you could eat bacon while having sex.
[HJ]-Kickaha   I haveta try that
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   it could work mate
[HJ]-Kickaha starts a new bucket list of things to do next bkk trip.
[HJ]-Kickaha   1. "have sex while eating bacon".
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Kick, that is VICTORY right there.
[HJ]-Kickaha   2. "find out exactly where those girlz get the razorblades from"
[HJ]-Kickaha   3. "start a frenzied conga line by holding my ATM card in the air & run down walking st Pattaya"
[HJ]-Kickaha   Thats as far as I've got.....feel free to suggest more "bucket list" things.
[HJ]-Teralitha bucket list hmmmm
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol kick
[HJ]-Lynxcat doesn't speak giant robot.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: OH WAIT. I RUN HOUSE JURAI... THE GIANT ROBOT GANG.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: I guess I do.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> I like lizards.
<@[HJ]-Haydon|Work> wow, I think Tai fixed that bug before i even finished reporting it
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I am a Heng Haydon :)
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> I can feel the mental anguish of all HJ's
<[HJ]-Trickster> Only the anguish that's occuring in the next few seconds, heh.
<[HJ]-Taipan|afk> yes, that pain that comes a few seconds before they find another bug
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