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Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
House Jurai: coming soon to a planet near you.
Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO, MWT & Hawken betas! Do it NOW, soldier!
Do your kinks have kinks? Asagiri can help you exercise them.
Tokomi. Proudly serving the Royalty since inception. Yes, even the royal pains in the...
Are you a great pilot but your biological systems are failing you? Contact Kagato-Armitage for an upgrade today!
UPDATE YOUR BIO'S. How else will the enemy know how awesome you are?
Know your Chi from your Hentai? Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
Jurai Sake. Are you Samurai enough?
ANGEL Radio. Back on the air, back in your ear. Mecha music for Jurai & by Jurai!
Tai-shi Cola. Now with 50% more caffeine, 34% more ability, 200% more creativity, and one hell of a temper if you shake it enough! Tai-shu Cola.
Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
Jurai Samurai Family. Royal by name, royal by nature, and by appointment only...
Do your friends call you Mr Fix-It? Do you have an affinity with technology? The Ozora family is recruiting.
NEWKIES! Don't leave Herotitus without them!
Nakajima Heavy Industries: When you absolutely, positively, need to kill everyone, right now!
Jurai Sugar Cookies. All the energy you need to kick clanner butt!
Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
Jurai - the exact nature of your catastrophe!
Imperial Jurai Armed Forces PATCHES now available for pre-order! Get yours NOW!
Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
Mechwarrior Online, Mechwarrior Tactics, and Hawken all look like promising platforms for HJ's next big push in the Mech world. Stay tuned for more...

History

After many years of good times and bad, House Jurai has built up a rich history. Some members have come and gone, either fading into oblivion or becoming legend, while others have stayed, fighting or socializing with HJ throughout the years. There have been legendary battles, good friendships, melodrama, betrayals, alliances, loyalty, meetings, and more. This is our story. This is what makes us what we are today. This is the history of House Jurai.

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Jurai Historical Essays

[offline] Jurai Member Surgeon: January, 1999
[offline] Jurai Member Bayonet: December, 1998
[offline] Jurai Member Arizona: July, 1997
[offline] Jurai Member Lynxcat: December, 1996

<BT-Barracuda> Haydon: u r a political bitch ;-)

<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Burning1, are you talking about IDE Lords? Always there are two, the Master and the Slave?

* Joins: [HJ]-Marj-KA
<[HJ]-Marj-KA> hey all <bows>
<[HJ]-Misato> Hey Marj :)
* Quits: [HJ]-Marj-KA (Ping timeout)
<[HJ]-Misato> ...and her voice shall be as a weapon and none shall stand before it...

<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> LOL The one I got is nice and sturdy
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand

<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.

<[HJ-C]-Synfony_no_Asagiri> in my hometown we have three [seasons]. Cold and rainy, Cold and snowy, and Construction.

<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Do not try to name the servers, for that is impossible... only try to realize the truth... that there are no servers.

<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> oooh..an HJ! Paul says theyre evil!

HJ-Lynxcat, live on AR: "it'll vibrate your desk. It'll vibrate your bowels. You'll have to take a crap after you hear this song."

<[HJ]-AniMouse03> Technicly it has been proven that a turd CAN be polish.....just f.y.i.....
<[HJ]-Illusion|AR> I don't the Polish people enter into it Stale

<[HJ]Poisoner> is here to destroy Rock
<<WD>Archer> take a number

<[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> I don't care if it's been consumed by the arsehole of a giant space goat... I want that planet.

<ELH>Lancelot> the hj scare me they are strange bunch

[HJ]-Lynxcat BRB I need to piss on a tree.
[HJ]-AniMouse03 On a tree? specificlly? So if you pissed on a bush it just wouldn't be as satisfying?
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA less likely of sometjing to attack him from a tree than in a bush
[HJ]-Rosefyre_KA other than those pesky dropbears

[HJ]-MaxtacJurai Time to cook up a batch of bacon and eggs for lunch, methinks!
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ Best thing I ever said just now
[HJ]-Kickaha Hmmmm I had cream corn & bacon Jaffles yummmm
[HJ]-Kickaha Everything is better with bacon
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai Even sex?
[HJ]-GodsHammer_ no
[HJ]-GodsHammer_ lol
[HJ]-Kickaha Well mebby not sex....but then again...you could eat bacon while having sex.
[HJ]-Kickaha I haveta try that
[HJ]-GodsHammer_ it could work mate
[HJ]-Kickaha starts a new bucket list of things to do next bkk trip.
[HJ]-Kickaha 1. "have sex while eating bacon".
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ Kick, that is VICTORY right there.
[HJ]-Kickaha 2. "find out exactly where those girlz get the razorblades from"
[HJ]-Kickaha 3. "start a frenzied conga line by holding my ATM card in the air & run down walking st Pattaya"
[HJ]-Kickaha Thats as far as I've got.....feel free to suggest more "bucket list" things.
[HJ]-Teralitha bucket list hmmmm
[HJ]-GodsHammer_ lol kick

<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Read WNL. Need Beer.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Thats the slogan of WNL now.

[HJ]Tenchi> Were like little plush dolls that kill...

<[HJ]-Lynxcat> WEIRD: I'm going to work for Squall at his wife's my little pony con.

<[HJ]-Poisoner_Jigoku> Ask not what Jurai can do for you, ask how many Juraians can you do.

<[HJ]-Lynxcat> No Spawning In The Dojo.

<[HJ]-Archer|Sick> The only thing that could be more annoying than this are those commercials with william shatner singing in them

* [HJ]-Haydon puts up the big 'Don't feed the Lynx' sign.

<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> the daishi song......Soft Daishi, warm Daishi, Lil mech of Hate, happy daishi, sleepy daishi, lets obliterate:)

<Sir_Morson> Oh my God.. HJ, you are mother f*@$*(&@ers!
<Sir_Morson> FWL's
<Sir_Morson> Total Funds : -394,569,654 C-Bills
<Sir_Morson> I can't frikkin' jump! Now I gotta take out another loan.
<Sir_Morson> Son of a..

<[HJ]-1-TNT_Satome> My girlfriend's bad... she's over here asking me what I want on my Bushy.

<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> I think what screws up my skills in MW is that I can't wiggle right...

<[HJ]-Maverick_KA> I see my self more as a aged colletable

<[HJ]-Asmudius_Heng> sounds like sesame street ... "todays HJ is brought to you by the word SODOMY"

<sploon> this is the craziest channel, I've ever been in.

* [HJ]-GnuZ thinks the sooner he slips back into unthreatening anonymity the better ;)
<[HJ]-Phoenix> is that what you call her GnuZ?