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  • Jurai Offical denies increases in military research spending is a reaction to the increased threat of war in the I.S.
  • Protestors on Herotitus want to know why Jurai is still on a war footing with no reported battles. House Jurai officials have declinded to comment.
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  • You wanna be a good soldier of Jurai? Get your butt signed up for the MWO! Do it NOW, soldier!
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  • Ever seen the future? Contact your local Heng Institute today!
  • Know your Chi from your Hentai?  Then Satome may hold the secrets you crave...
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  • Jurains boycott local stores for selling C:GB propaganda. The Bear Claw pastry, although tasty, is no substitute for Jurai Sugar Cookies.
  • Are you known as a pretty boy/girl? Ever screamed "Not the face! NOT THE FACE!" in a bar fight? Then Nisshoko could be the Family for you!
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History

After many years of good times and bad, House Jurai has built up a rich history. Some members have come and gone, either fading into oblivion or becoming legend, while others have stayed, fighting or socializing with HJ throughout the years. There have been legendary battles, good friendships, melodrama, betrayals, alliances, loyalty, meetings, and more. This is our story. This is what makes us what we are today. This is the history of House Jurai.

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Jurai Historical Essays

[offline] Jurai Member Surgeon: January, 1999
[offline] Jurai Member Bayonet: December, 1998
[offline] Jurai Member Arizona: July, 1997
[offline] Jurai Member Lynxcat: December, 1996

<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> Actually heart of hearts, paradise would be n e where aslong as my true love was with me
<[HJ]-OzoraChappers> which as u all know is a bottle of beer and thus i am there already :p
[=Xerxes=] Paul Haiku: Nobody loves me/ Ungrateful Netmech bastards/ I might as well die
<[HJ]-Gnuz> Aging - there's no future in it.
<[HJ]-MageRooster-Satome> Burning1, are you talking about IDE Lords? Always there are two, the Master and the Slave?
<[HJ]Chu-sa.Nexx> Im so upset! My twinky didnt have any cream filling today!
<[HJ]-Noriko> Isnt that subject that should be kept between you and your girlfreind Nexx?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> run HJ? heh. What it's getting a little overwieght, so now it needs a little jog everymorning? goodness knows I need that.
<[HJ]-Kanopus|AR_DJ> a cat, by definition meows at you.  a catapult, by definition, hurls a huge ass rock that could be burning, into your couch while you're petting your cat.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> I like lizards.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> How's it going Vera? Did you have a chance to screem for me yet? ^_^
<Vera> oh!
<Vera> i can do that right now
<Vera> hehe
<Vera> thanks for reminding me.
<[HJ]-Maxtac> and thank you for doing it! :)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Scream?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> yep
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> Max is getting HJ girls to scream for him? I have taught my troops well.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> My work here is done.
<Vera> how long u want me to scream, max
<Vera> and what else did u want me to say?
<[HJ]-Maxtac> 4-5 seconds... like they do in all the good horror movies!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Are you screaming in terror or screaming in pleasure?
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> Oh, oops.....
<Vera> im screaming.
<Vera> :P
<[HJ]-Maxtac> And the other thing was a supriesed "What?" As if some creepy guy had just asked you to screem for him... oh he has... Heh!
<[HJ]-Parkwood_Heng> It it the 'Oh baby yes! AHHHHH!!!!' or the 'MageRooster get away from me with that tenticle you sick fuck! AHHHHH!'?
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> <-- wants to hear this scream later.
<=RedNoseSting=> you're kidding, HJ was founded on christmas day?
<=RedNoseSting=> "merry christmas, here's a brand new IS unit!"
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> so today at work I did no actual work
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> it was sort of a unique situation this time
<+[HJ]-Kyossed> my saw broke down and even the magical techxpertise of Old Man Gary could make it go again
<&[HJ]-Haydon> a unique situation would be something like "every time I tried to get some work done, a grizzy bear came out of no where and unplugged my computer."
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Even being pink, I rarely die first. <[HJ]-Maxtac_Jurai> It's more like SHOOT AT ME! OVER HERE! I WANT TO DIE FIRST!
<[HSSG]Draco>Why do all TKZ clans consist of a Khan, a SaKhan, and 20 MG booters? 
<[DCM]Y.Surgeon> Lynxcat is to Darth Vader as I am to Luke .
<(C*)CockWave> Lynxcat is yer daddy Surg?
<[HJ]-Illusion>: What do we do for in-game Comms nowadays?
<[HJ]-Maverick_KA>: mumble
<[HJ]-Illusion>: How do you understand what anyone says then!? :
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> i gotta go pickup Mrs Macs chrissy pres for gets home hmmm only 2 pubs on the way
<[HJ]-Poisoner_Jigoku> Ask not what Jurai can do for you, ask how many Juraians can you do.
[HJ]-Lynxcat doesn't speak giant robot.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: OH WAIT. I RUN HOUSE JURAI... THE GIANT ROBOT GANG.
<[HJ]-Lynxcat>: I guess I do.
[HJ]Tenchi> Were like little plush dolls that kill...
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> What can I say? I make combat look real good.
<[HJ]-EvilMojo> Making your mech hump an Atlas' leg could be considered sexy by some, I suppose.
<[HJ]-Illusion> Sexy is my Atlas wielding a Commando wielding an axe. Killing Stalkers.
<[HJ]-Stalephreak> Is that why everybody tried making my commandos topless?
<OA_AC> What do you plan on doing when you become a Periphery unit?
<OA_AC> You can't have the whole IS, Periphery states, and clans ticked at you... can you?
<[HJ]-Madmac_Tokomi> we have before
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> WEIRD: I'm going to work for Squall at his wife's my little pony con.
<+[HJ]-GnuZ> Ahh, HJ irc chat. One of the reasons we lose a bunch of recruits after join, and (b) why the rest stay with us forever ;)
<[HJ]-Lynxcat> * [HJ]-Kanopus decides to leave Lynx and Hardon alone <-- I wasnt THAT excited by Asuka. Well okay I was, but not now.
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Time to cook up a batch of bacon and eggs for lunch, methinks!
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Best thing I ever said just now
[HJ]-Kickaha   Hmmmm I had cream corn & bacon Jaffles yummmm
[HJ]-Kickaha   Everything is better with bacon
[HJ]-MaxtacJurai   Even sex?
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   no
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol
[HJ]-Kickaha   Well mebby not sex....but then again...you could eat bacon while having sex.
[HJ]-Kickaha   I haveta try that
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   it could work mate
[HJ]-Kickaha starts a new bucket list of things to do next bkk trip.
[HJ]-Kickaha   1. "have sex while eating bacon".
[HJ]-Lynx|ARDJ   Kick, that is VICTORY right there.
[HJ]-Kickaha   2. "find out exactly where those girlz get the razorblades from"
[HJ]-Kickaha   3. "start a frenzied conga line by holding my ATM card in the air & run down walking st Pattaya"
[HJ]-Kickaha   Thats as far as I've got.....feel free to suggest more "bucket list" things.
[HJ]-Teralitha bucket list hmmmm
[HJ]-GodsHammer_   lol kick
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> where the hell did my pants go in the meantime
<[HJ-C]-OzoraCyph> DONT answer that
<[HJ]-cyph> which would be scarier, a sane person piloting a mech, or an insane person yelling out "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, EAT MY E R P P C"
<[HJ]-Burning1> Your kids, are being subverted by a fundimentally evil, and perverted cult known as jurai...
<[HJ]-Burning1> Tommarow, they will return speeking japanese, sipping sake, and wondering where you hit the handcuffs.
<[HJ]-Burning1> Can you possibly risk so much?
<[HJ]-Burning1> Down with jurai - for the children's sake.
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> LOL The one I got is nice and sturdy
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I'm not too surprised
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I routinely crush walnuts with these hands
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> and when I'm playing I tend to clamp down pretty hard 
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I had to bolt the damn thing to my desk just so it wouldn't move around when I was playing
<[HJ]-FuzzyBunny_Nisshoko> Heh. I guess I'm fairly loose.
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> that's why I'm so psyched about this throttle idea
<[HJ]-Kyo|dizzy> I can actually get something nice and sturdy that will fit my hand
<[HJ]-Haydon> so, we'll have a bunch of little HJs piloting mechs in a few years then, Ripley? :)
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> a bunch of little HJ's? Can we call them Pokejurai's?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> What, no Tamagothis?
<[HJ]PlaneRunner> First it starts out as a Batagothi . . .then moves up to full-scale Tamagothi.
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